Monday, February 15, 2010

He Said She Said

So, a little over a week ago Aren had finally saved up enough money to get a hamster and since I was the idiot that said, "Save your money and you can get one," I took him to the store where Chester was purchased. You can read my thoughts HERE.

This afternoon we found out that Chester is not a he, but a she. Yup. Apparently this little hamster was never told about rodent birth control and the little hussy went and got herself knocked up and we've become the baby daddy. For the love of all that is good and holy.

The pet store slut...

Her multiple offspring
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21 comments:

  1. NikkiFebruary 15, 2010 at 4:16 PM

    Ugly little red things! EWWWW!

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  2. OwnerFebruary 15, 2010 at 4:39 PM

    Oh my gosh. Bwahahahahahahahah!!!! If she doesn't eat them all, hit me up to adopt one later. After all, I've pimped out enough cookies to owe you for that. ;)

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  3. Melissa ArditoFebruary 15, 2010 at 5:10 PM

    So sorry, but that is so funny!

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  4. HigleysFebruary 15, 2010 at 5:26 PM

    Call the Pet Store ASAP. Take them back. Shouldn't they have to disclose that kind of stuff? Sue, Sue I tell you. Pain and suffering and trauma. Man they are really red.

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  5. MarissaFebruary 15, 2010 at 5:27 PM

    ICK! I 2nd taking them back to the pet store. It's not like she got knocked up AFTER you bought her. What does Aren think?

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  6. holli joFebruary 15, 2010 at 5:44 PM

    Speaking from experience, these things can reproduce just a few weeks after being born, and they really don't care that they're siblings. Also speaking from experience, they can get pregnant the DAY they give birth. Just sayin.

    Good luck! Hahahah.

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  7. RachelFebruary 15, 2010 at 6:41 PM

    Okay, those are nasty! Otherwise, I think that is totally funny, especially considering you didn't even want the one.

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  8. BrossettelewisFebruary 15, 2010 at 6:44 PM

    Hey now you can have a "special conversation". Dirty babies.

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  9. Brieann DillinghamFebruary 15, 2010 at 8:26 PM

    Aw Marybeth, I can always count on you for a good laugh!

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  10. MomFebruary 16, 2010 at 6:28 AM

    I don't know how to spell "head shaking slowly back and forth". I know that I'm not supposed to laugh at this but I'm rolling on the floor.

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  11. KatieFebruary 16, 2010 at 9:43 AM

    AHHH Shut up that is freaking hilarious. LOL maybe its just hilarious the way you describe her as the pet store slut. haha what are you going to do with all those babies!

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  12. pocahontasFebruary 16, 2010 at 9:52 AM

    Now I have something to randomly laugh at you about! We're even. Heee heee.

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  13. Kimberly T.February 16, 2010 at 10:18 AM

    Did Chester now get a new name? Chesterina? Them there's some ugly babies!

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  14. VeldaFebruary 16, 2010 at 2:24 PM

    Here's a vote for calling her Hester.

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  15. MeganFebruary 16, 2010 at 5:15 PM

    Those are ugly and gross. Thanks for reaffirming my No way no how are we ever having a pet of any kind as long as I'm your mother policy.
    Take them back.

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  16. Michelle GlauserFebruary 17, 2010 at 1:10 AM

    Ha ha ha. That happened to me when I was younger. When I asked at the pet store if it was a boy or a girl, the employee said, "It will be a boy." So I named him Wilby and later had to change that to Wilbyetta. Ha.

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  17. *~Petra~*February 17, 2010 at 6:00 PM

    Oh that just sucks! Kind of funny though! ;)

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  18. ElaineFebruary 19, 2010 at 12:21 PM

    I've never seen hamster babies before and I'm not gonna lie..they're ugly..haha

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  19. CindyFebruary 22, 2010 at 3:49 PM

    Be careful. That happened to me at school one time and I waited a little tiny bit too long before separating them. You guessed it. We had major incest with generation number two. That time I gave them all away (the ones that weren't eaten). Loved your description of the little rodent. VERY funny post.

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  20. ameliaFebruary 24, 2010 at 11:54 PM

    YOU ARE KIDDING ME. Those things are CRAZY looking. You've gotta update on the babies!

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  21. JAMIEMarch 1, 2010 at 1:55 PM

    eww that just grosses me out. Glad it was you who were suckered into a rodent, and not me.

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