Friday, February 6, 2009

Television Confirmed It

So, most people know I'm not fond of children. Hell, I'm not that fond of my own kids a lot of the time. I mean, I don't beat them or tell them they're ugly, but I'll admit that by the end of some days my children are not cute, humorous, or even smart. They just plain suck. The other day while watching t.v. a commercial reminded me how much I really don't love my children.

Has anyone seen that Sinupret commercial? There's a beautiful brunette mom with her beautiful brunette daughter and they are in a beautiful field of flowers, one saying, "I love you more," followed by the other, "I love you more," and so it goes until the mom pipes up stating her superior love is defined by the fact that she gives her daughter Sinupret, which is best because it's all natural blah blah.

Seriously? It used to be that love was defined by reading stories at night before bed and a trip to the park. Now it's defined by all natural sinus relief? I must really hate Aren because I give him Claritin...and it's the generic Target brand at that.

Sorry Aren, Lily, and Tatiana. I promise I do love you for the most part, but when therapy is started, I'll take the blame. Now THAT'S love.

11 comments:

Rick said...

"I love you soooo much, everything I give you will be all-natural! Because all-natural means 'good for you.' Now here, have some of this all-natural mushrooms!

Denise said...

Thank goodness you can just put it out there. After a day of constant non listening, mommy crying, and calling daddy to tell him that his beloved tv is not repairable. I totally understand!

Marissa said...

ROFL!! :)

amy germer said...

You are HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why can't I live by you- I need a good dose of Marybeth now and then.

My Name's Sarah said...

I fed Maren potato chips almost exclusively today.

My Name's Sarah said...

My cat's breath smells like catfood.

*~Petra~* said...

Hey... the generic Target Claritin is the best! TV commercials on the other hand are stupid. Jif does the same thing... choosy moms choose Jif... like we only love our kids if we buy THEIR peanut butter. Pathetic.

Higleys said...

Just imagine how you'll resemble Cruella De'Vil once you teach your children how to work for a living, that the world doesn't revolve around them, or they can't have everthing they want. Organic and Natural everything will pale in comparison.

Sharilyn said...

:)

Just stopping by to put a smile on my face... You never fail me! And the BOM post ROCKS!! :) :) :)

Elizabeth said...

LOL

Unknown said...

My name is Sarah just quoted the Simpsons. I love it. :)