This afternoon we found out that Chester is not a he, but a she. Yup. Apparently this little hamster was never told about rodent birth control and the little hussy went and got herself knocked up and we've become the baby daddy. For the love of all that is good and holy.
The pet store slut...
Her multiple offspring
21 comments:
Ugly little red things! EWWWW!
Oh my gosh. Bwahahahahahahahah!!!! If she doesn't eat them all, hit me up to adopt one later. After all, I've pimped out enough cookies to owe you for that. ;)
So sorry, but that is so funny!
Call the Pet Store ASAP. Take them back. Shouldn't they have to disclose that kind of stuff? Sue, Sue I tell you. Pain and suffering and trauma. Man they are really red.
ICK! I 2nd taking them back to the pet store. It's not like she got knocked up AFTER you bought her. What does Aren think?
Speaking from experience, these things can reproduce just a few weeks after being born, and they really don't care that they're siblings. Also speaking from experience, they can get pregnant the DAY they give birth. Just sayin.
Good luck! Hahahah.
Okay, those are nasty! Otherwise, I think that is totally funny, especially considering you didn't even want the one.
Hey now you can have a "special conversation". Dirty babies.
Aw Marybeth, I can always count on you for a good laugh!
I don't know how to spell "head shaking slowly back and forth". I know that I'm not supposed to laugh at this but I'm rolling on the floor.
AHHH Shut up that is freaking hilarious. LOL maybe its just hilarious the way you describe her as the pet store slut. haha what are you going to do with all those babies!
Now I have something to randomly laugh at you about! We're even. Heee heee.
Did Chester now get a new name? Chesterina? Them there's some ugly babies!
Here's a vote for calling her Hester.
Those are ugly and gross. Thanks for reaffirming my No way no how are we ever having a pet of any kind as long as I'm your mother policy.
Take them back.
Ha ha ha. That happened to me when I was younger. When I asked at the pet store if it was a boy or a girl, the employee said, "It will be a boy." So I named him Wilby and later had to change that to Wilbyetta. Ha.
Oh that just sucks! Kind of funny though! ;)
I've never seen hamster babies before and I'm not gonna lie..they're ugly..haha
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Be careful. That happened to me at school one time and I waited a little tiny bit too long before separating them. You guessed it. We had major incest with generation number two. That time I gave them all away (the ones that weren't eaten). Loved your description of the little rodent. VERY funny post.
YOU ARE KIDDING ME. Those things are CRAZY looking. You've gotta update on the babies!
eww that just grosses me out. Glad it was you who were suckered into a rodent, and not me.
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