Monday, February 15, 2010

He Said She Said

So, a little over a week ago Aren had finally saved up enough money to get a hamster and since I was the idiot that said, "Save your money and you can get one," I took him to the store where Chester was purchased. You can read my thoughts HERE.

This afternoon we found out that Chester is not a he, but a she. Yup. Apparently this little hamster was never told about rodent birth control and the little hussy went and got herself knocked up and we've become the baby daddy. For the love of all that is good and holy.

The pet store slut...

Her multiple offspring

25 comments:

Nikki said...

Ugly little red things! EWWWW!

Laurie/CJ said...

Oh my gosh. Bwahahahahahahahah!!!! If she doesn't eat them all, hit me up to adopt one later. After all, I've pimped out enough cookies to owe you for that. ;)

Mel said...

So sorry, but that is so funny!

Higleys said...

Call the Pet Store ASAP. Take them back. Shouldn't they have to disclose that kind of stuff? Sue, Sue I tell you. Pain and suffering and trauma. Man they are really red.

Melinda said...

Those are some ugly babies!

Marissa said...

ICK! I 2nd taking them back to the pet store. It's not like she got knocked up AFTER you bought her. What does Aren think?

kimberlee said...

For real. Those are some ugly babies. Did you throw up? Because I would have.

holli jo said...

Speaking from experience, these things can reproduce just a few weeks after being born, and they really don't care that they're siblings. Also speaking from experience, they can get pregnant the DAY they give birth. Just sayin.

Good luck! Hahahah.

Rachel said...

Okay, those are nasty! Otherwise, I think that is totally funny, especially considering you didn't even want the one.

brossettelewis said...

Hey now you can have a "special conversation". Dirty babies.

Brieann Dillingham said...

Aw Marybeth, I can always count on you for a good laugh!

My Name's Sarah said...

"slut," "hussy," "baby daddy." HA!
Seriously, I think I may have to put this post on my blog. Freakin' hysterical!

Linda and Bill said...

I don't know how to spell "head shaking slowly back and forth". I know that I'm not supposed to laugh at this but I'm rolling on the floor.

Denise said...

AWESOME!!!

Katie said...

AHHH Shut up that is freaking hilarious. LOL maybe its just hilarious the way you describe her as the pet store slut. haha what are you going to do with all those babies!

pocahontas said...

Now I have something to randomly laugh at you about! We're even. Heee heee.

Kimberly said...

Did Chester now get a new name? Chesterina? Them there's some ugly babies!

Velda said...

Here's a vote for calling her Hester.

Megan said...

Those are ugly and gross. Thanks for reaffirming my No way no how are we ever having a pet of any kind as long as I'm your mother policy.
Take them back.

Michemily said...

Ha ha ha. That happened to me when I was younger. When I asked at the pet store if it was a boy or a girl, the employee said, "It will be a boy." So I named him Wilby and later had to change that to Wilbyetta. Ha.

*~Petra~* said...

Oh that just sucks! Kind of funny though! ;)

Elaine said...

I've never seen hamster babies before and I'm not gonna lie..they're ugly..haha

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Cindy said...

Be careful. That happened to me at school one time and I waited a little tiny bit too long before separating them. You guessed it. We had major incest with generation number two. That time I gave them all away (the ones that weren't eaten). Loved your description of the little rodent. VERY funny post.

amelia said...

YOU ARE KIDDING ME. Those things are CRAZY looking. You've gotta update on the babies!

JAMIE said...

eww that just grosses me out. Glad it was you who were suckered into a rodent, and not me.