1. What's the point of caller id if you can't be picky about when you answer the phone...that's for you Rick.
2. Why, oh why, would you advertise slightly used binkies on Freecycle?
3. Sixty degrees is not that cold and still I can't get warm.
4. Wal-Mart sucks yet their White Cloud Supreme diapers are a gift from heaven.
5. I hate children but somehow my house has become the neighborhood hang out...and I teach piano lessons to these monsters.