Sing, Sing ANOTHER Song

We've already discovered that Rick and I like to sing random songs and have random song discussions, so it's time for another installment of "What Rick and I talk about as we fall asleep". A few days ago it was stupid wedding songs. Maybe I feel the need to poke fun of people's "songs" because Rick and I didn't have one. Heck, we were lucky that his mom showed up at our Utah reception with the food. Don't believe me? Ask anyone. She was about 30 minutes late with the peanuts and butter mints.

Anywho, I've started my list of the worst wedding songs EVER! We have "My Heart Will Go On"...yes it does, and so does the song. I guess they did do a good job with picking the perfect song for the Titanic movie. Both are freaking long and lame. We also have "I Honestly Love You". Really? Did you have to tell your fiance that you really weren't kidding this time, unlike the last hundred gajillion times you said I love you to other people? There's also "Every Breath You Take". This song is about stalking people! There is nothing remotely romantic about it! NOTHING!!! Then there's my personal favorite, "Tonight, I Celebrate My Love for You". Please people. We already know you're going to do the nasty for the first time tonight, probably only if you're LDS, but do we have to watch you dance around to a song about it? Nasty.

The list is short and I need some ideas. So have at it. Help me weed out the most stupid wedding songs ever and maybe we can save the newlywed world one song at a time.